Summary
High-level recap of your year. Great for the first story slide.
The Year in One Line aka “why am I like this”
You rotated out of three runners before they ran, chased two tops, and rage-swapped into a meme exactly 36 minutes before it retraced. Still: decent volume, good curiosity, unstoppable vibes.
Wallet Snapshot replace with your address
Address: 9xQeWvG...demo
Active days: 147 • Swaps: 382 • Programs touched: 29
Regret Score
A dramatic number that compresses your year into one shareable pain metric.
Diagnosis: Paper Hands With Taste
Score is driven by early exits, near-miss interactions, and top-tick entries. Perfect as the shareable “front page”.
Biggest “Oof” Moments
Highest regret transactions, styled as screenshot-ready cards.
Sold Too Early hold-window simulation
Replace token symbols, timestamps, and prices with your computed results.
Almost Bought near-miss detection
Great for: touched a pool/contract multiple times, but never took the position.
Top-Tick Entries “why right there?”
Show entries that immediately went down — users will share this.
Entry #1 peak seeker
$TOKEN • Bought: 12:04 • Next hour: −18%
Caption: “I provide exit liquidity.”
Entry #2 impeccable timing
NFT • Minted: 02:11 • Floor 48h later: −33%
Caption: “Art is subjective.”
Entry #3 main character
LP • Added: 19:40 • IL 7d later: −12%
Caption: “I love yield (pain).”
Timeline
Your year as a story. Each node is an event you can compute from tx + price history.
Regret Arc monthly highlights
First swap of the year. Immediately paid fees to move into something you didn’t hold.
LP’d a volatile pair. Yield was real. Impermanent loss was also real.
Top-tick entry detected. Price dipped. You stared. You sold. It recovered.
Best month: fewer trades, longer holds, less emotional damage.
One last rotation. One last regret. Perfectly poetic.
Leaderboard Tease social hook
Add an opt-in leaderboard later: “Paper Hands Index” percentiles, funniest captions, and share-card contests.